Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts

Scented soy wax melts.
No glitter. No guilt. No florals pretending to be something they’re not.
Just clean-burning soy wax—hand-poured in small batches and paired with a Clarence-certified concept. Some scents comfort. Others confront. All of them are honest.

Each melt is matched with a Clarence-style name and a traditional fragrance pairing—so you’ll know what it smells like, and roughly what it says about you.

This isn’t your average wax melt collection. This is Clarence Says No™.
To nonsense. To mediocrity. To anything that doesn’t smell like it means it.

One cube usually scents a whole room. Two if you’re dealing with existential dread or unexpected visitors.

Each order includes a Clarence Collection classification card. That’s all the approval you’re getting—for now.

Available Scents

(Each scent includes a Clarence-style name + traditional fragrance pairing.)

Bad Idea #7 – Caribbean Teakwood
Controlled Substance – Double Vanilla & Sandalwood
Crisis Management – Egyptian Spice
Domestic Reckoning – Cinnamon & Vanilla
Exit Interview – Lime, Basil & Mandarin
Exit Strategy – Green Tea & Lemongrass
Last Rites – Frankincense & Myrrh
Low Tide, High Drama – Sea Salt & Orchid
Passive Resistance – Clean Cotton
Petty Royalty – Black Rose & Oud
Pine Scented Lies – Fresh Pine & Fir Needle (Christmas Tree)
Quiet Exit – Rainforest
Reckless Optimism – Rose
Spite Garden – Honeysuckle & Jasmine
Stiff Upper Lavender – Lavender Fields
Structural Integrity – Oakmoss, Sandalwood & Amber
The Good Place – Ocean Rose
Unpaid Therapy – Day at the Spa
Unsupervised – Champagne & Strawberries
Wish You Were Here – Amalfi Coast

Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts