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Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts
Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts
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Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts
Scented soy wax melts.
No glitter. No guilt. No florals pretending to be something they’re not.
Just clean-burning soy wax—hand-poured in small batches and paired with a Clarence-certified concept. Some scents comfort. Others confront. All of them are honest.
Each melt is matched with a Clarence-style name and a traditional fragrance pairing—so you’ll know what it smells like, and roughly what it says about you.
This isn’t your average wax melt collection. This is Clarence Says No™.
To nonsense. To mediocrity. To anything that doesn’t smell like it means it.
One cube usually scents a whole room. Two if you’re dealing with existential dread or unexpected visitors.
Each order includes a Clarence Collection classification card. That’s all the approval you’re getting—for now.
Available Scents
(Each scent includes a Clarence-style name + traditional fragrance pairing.)
- Bad Idea #7 – Caribbean Teakwood
- Controlled Substance – Double Vanilla & Sandalwood
- Crisis Management – Egyptian Spice
- Domestic Reckoning – Cinnamon & Vanilla
- Exit Interview – Lime, Basil & Mandarin
- Exit Strategy – Green Tea & Lemongrass
- Last Rites – Frankincense & Myrrh
- Low Tide, High Drama – Sea Salt & Orchid
- Passive Resistance – Clean Cotton
- Petty Royalty – Black Rose & Oud
- Pine Scented Lies – Fresh Pine & Fir Needle (Christmas Tree)
- Quiet Exit – Rainforest
- Reckless Optimism – Rose
- Spite Garden – Honeysuckle & Jasmine
- Stiff Upper Lavender – Lavender Fields
- Structural Integrity – Oakmoss, Sandalwood & Amber
- The Good Place – Ocean Rose
- Unpaid Therapy – Day at the Spa
- Unsupervised – Champagne & Strawberries
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Wish You Were Here – Amalfi Coast
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