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Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts

Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts

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Clarence Says No™ Wax Melts

Scented soy wax melts.
No glitter. No guilt. No florals pretending to be something they’re not.
Just clean-burning soy wax—hand-poured in small batches and paired with a Clarence-certified concept. Some scents comfort. Others confront. All of them are honest.

Each melt is matched with a Clarence-style name and a traditional fragrance pairing—so you’ll know what it smells like, and roughly what it says about you.

This isn’t your average wax melt collection. This is Clarence Says No™.
To nonsense. To mediocrity. To anything that doesn’t smell like it means it.

One cube usually scents a whole room. Two if you’re dealing with existential dread or unexpected visitors.

Each order includes a Clarence Collection classification card. That’s all the approval you’re getting—for now.

Available Scents

(Each scent includes a Clarence-style name + traditional fragrance pairing.)

  • Bad Idea #7 – Caribbean Teakwood
  • Controlled Substance – Double Vanilla & Sandalwood
  • Crisis Management – Egyptian Spice
  • Domestic Reckoning – Cinnamon & Vanilla
  • Exit Interview – Lime, Basil & Mandarin
  • Exit Strategy – Green Tea & Lemongrass
  • Last Rites – Frankincense & Myrrh
  • Low Tide, High Drama – Sea Salt & Orchid
  • Passive Resistance – Clean Cotton
  • Petty Royalty – Black Rose & Oud
  • Pine Scented Lies – Fresh Pine & Fir Needle (Christmas Tree)
  • Quiet Exit – Rainforest
  • Reckless Optimism – Rose
  • Spite Garden – Honeysuckle & Jasmine
  • Stiff Upper Lavender – Lavender Fields
  • Structural Integrity – Oakmoss, Sandalwood & Amber
  • The Good Place – Ocean Rose
  • Unpaid Therapy – Day at the Spa
  • Unsupervised – Champagne & Strawberries
  • Wish You Were Here – Amalfi Coast
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